By Billy Zane
(Email Billy)
Welcome back ladies and germs to the retooled column. Well I wouldn't really be welcoming you back if it's a new column...but it's not really 'new' per se, I mean it's only different because I've got this picture along the side. Handsome guy, huh? But let me get right the point because Zane doesn't piddle around, if piddle is even a word. And if it isn't, then it should be...
Ahem
Everybody's aware that Charlie Sheen is making a big splash in the media jungle right now, dancing around on mescaline or whatever it is he does. For the first time in history, people are finally paying attention to celebrities, which is a positive thing for the human race since we have been discriminated against for so long. Cary Grant paved the way but we're making it happen now!